Wat anderen denken over de grote hoop schijt

In navolging van mijn gedachten over de ontlasting van de duivel, hieronder de meningen van een aantal religies en zienswijzen over SHIT! Uiteraard heb ik dit zelf niet kunnen verzinnen (ik wist niet eens dat er zo veel zienswijzen waren!!), dus bij deze de credits: http://4umi.com/web/shit.php

Taoism - Shit happens.

Confucianism - Confucius says: “Shit happens”.

Buddhism - If shit happens, it is not really shit.

Zen Buddhism - Shit is, and is not.

Hinduism - This shit happened before.

Judaism - Why does this shit always happen to us?

Christianity - Shit happens to sinners.

Islam - Shit happens if it is the will of God.

Astrology - Shit is written in the stars.

Catholicism - If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism - Shit happens, so let 's make it worthwhile.

Lutheranism - When shit happens, change the subject.

Calvinism - Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Anglicanism - More shit happens in Rome.

Presbyterianism - This shit was bound to happen.

Episcopalism - It 's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

Methodism - It 's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve it with grape juice.

Congregationalism - Shit that happens to one person is just as good as that happens to another.

Hasidism - Shit never happens the same way twice.

Orthodox Judaism - So shit happens, already!

Samaritanism - Your shit is my shit.

Zoroastrianism - Shit happens half of the time.

Jainism - All shit happens to be alive.

Sikhism - Leave our shit alone.

Ba'hai - We are the shit that happens.

Sufism - The wise man has other things on his mind when shit happens.

Mithra - Shit shall continue to happen until the return of Mithras.

Platonism - There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.

Animism - Some shit happier than others.

Baptism - It 's not too bad if shit happens just before washing.

Anabaptism - It 's not so bad if shit happens, just clean up afterwards.

Mennonitism - Shit happens, but as long as you're sorry, it 's OK.

Greek Orthodox Church - Shit happens, usually in three's.

Russian Orthodox Church - Do not think shit does not happen.

Seventh Day Adventism - No shit shall happen on Saturday.

Televangelism - Send more shit.

Evangelism - If shit happens, pass it on.

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